Competition Results 2011/12

COMPETITION RESULTS 2011/2012

 

TOP TEN 2011

Final scores from 24 entries (Top 10 final scores in parenthesis):

 

“Picture Picture” by Mike Shaw 58.26 (57.64)

“Connoisseur” by Barbara Walker 54.19 (55.46)

“Why Are Icebergs Blue?” by David Laker 54.66 (55.14)

“Mystery Of The Garden Shed” by John Bunce 50.67 (54.14)

“The Miracle” by Lee Relph 51.45 (50.73)

“Engine Turning” by Barbara Darby 53.89 (50.35)

“To Italy By Gondola” by Andy Watson 50.36 (50.06)

“Chatsworth” by Sue Ward 51.78 (49.51)

“Survivors Leave” by Simon Earwicker 50.30 (49.14)

“Bells Down by Harold trill 49.02 (47.60)

“Out Of The Darkness” by Jane Oliver 48.34

“Conversation With Diana Springall” by Jim Morton Robertson 48.21

“Percy Pilcher Remembered” by Hugh Darrington 48.20

“Year Zero” by Mike Coad 47.92

“Finding Granny’s Granny” by Anna Littler 47.72

“Switzerland” by Bob Wyeth 47.39

“Teego’s Travels” by Chris Coulson 47.05

“Iguazu Falls” by Brian Pfeiffer 46.68

“Three Boys In The Blitz” by Derek Allen 44.54

“Lago di Gardo” by Alan Smith

“1759” by Mike Turner 42.78

“My Other Hobby” by Roger Wheatley 40.13

“Pearl In The Med” by John Ransley 37.82

“Floriade” by Richard Pugh 36.68

 

The scores for the following awards are calculated by 5 points awarded for a 1st place vote, 3 points for a second place vote and 1 point for a third place vote.

 

Vic Treen Cup (Best film cut to music)

“The Engine Shop” by John and Ann Epton 113

“Talk About Things” by Jane Oliver 100

“Teddy Bears’ Picnic” by David Laker 54

“Weymouth Lights Up The Night” by Simon Earwicker 35

“Wayside” by Basil Doody 17

“Wag Wag” by Bob Wyeth 8

“Humming Birds” by Brian Pfeiffer 7

Kath Jones Cup (Best joke film)

 

“Garden Tips” by Colin Jones 131

Senior Moments” by Derek Allen 111

“Kent Blues” by Basil Doody 98

 

Mike Turner Plate (Best film under 1 minute)

 

“Team Work” By Colin Jones 156

“Whatever The Weather” by Jane Oliver 61

“Pregnant Pause” by Charlie Caseley 60

“100 Years And One Minute” by Simon Earwicker 25

“Loking For Fairies” by Anna Littler 20

“Back To The 60’s” by Derek Allen 18

“Lest We Forget” by Derek Allen 10

 

OSCARS 2012

 

Ian Dunbar Cup for Best Film – “My Other Hobby” by Chris Coulson

 

Orpington Trophy for Best Film runner up – “Engine Turning” by Barbara Darby

Commended Certificates awarded to:

“Switzerland” by Bob Wyeth

“Street Party” by Barbara Darby

“Garden Tips” by Colin Jones

“1759” by Mike Turner

“Survivors Leave” by Simon Earwicker

“Mystery Of The Garden Shed” by John Bunce

“Connoisseur” by Barbara Walker

 

 

Heyfield Trophy for Best Sound – “Weymouth Lights Up The Night” by Simon Earwicker

 

Priory Trophy for Best Editing – “Rhythm Of Life” by Simon Earwicker

 

Jubilee Shield for Best Film Under Five Minutes – “Why Are Icebergs Blue?” by David Laker

 

Reg Lancaster Trophy for Funniest Film – “My Other Hobby” by Chris Coulson

 

Arthur Woolhead Trophy for Best Animation/Special Effects – “Picture Picture” by Mike Shaw

 

Renee Morris Penguin Plate for Best Photography – “Scenes From The Seaside” by Simon Earwicker

 

Alice Howe Trophy for Best Documentary – “Engine Turning” by Barbara Darby

 

Raasay Trophy for Best Film in No Special Category – “Moon Song” by Simon Earwicker

 

Kath Jones Cup for Best Joke Film Under Five Minutes – “Garden Tips” by Colin Jones

 

Vic Teen Trophy for Best film Set To Music – “Engine Shop” by John And Ann Epton

 

Mike Turner Plate for Best film Under One Minute – “Team Work” by Colin Jones

 

Top Ten 2011: Winner – “Picture Picture” by Mike Shaw Runner Up – “Connoisseur” by Barbara Walker

OVFM Club Meeting Tuesday April 10th 2012

It’s AGM (Annual General Meeting) time once again here at OVFM and that means no films this week but plenty of opinions will no doubt be shared all the same.

If you’ve never attended an AGM before, basically the Legion Of Doom (aka the committee members) sit at one end of the room behind a table, sacrifice a frozen chicken in the name of the dark lord then talk down to us mere mortals about how great they are and why they deserve to remain in power. Then anyone with suggestions for ideas for film themes, club activities and other ways to help improve or benefit the club is invited to submit them for approval then shot on sight for daring to do the LOD’s job for them. Finally our memories are all wiped and we carry on as normal until next year.

At least I think that’s how it goes … I can’t seem to remember much about last years AGM….

So, if you have an idea, concern or opinion about OVFM then now is the time to make your voice heard.

*EDIT* – Also don’t forget to bring your order forms and payment for the “Blitz & Bananas” DVD!!

See you then!

Chris Goes To Romania!!

 

As some of you may or may not know, OVFM chairman Chris “Cats” Coulson is heading off to the not-so sunny climes of Romania, taking with him Anna Littler and a group of kids to offer aid to an orphanage (or maybe swap the Romanian kids for the UK kids).

 

Chris has decided that the whole world should know about his altruistic deed

 

Good luck to Chris, Anna and the gang on the trip and we look forward to not only seeing the videos but seeing them return in one piece!

 

April 3rd video:

 

April 4th video:

 

April 5th video:

 

April 6th video:

 

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April 8th video:

 

April 9th video:

Blitz & Bananas – The First Review

Movie Review

by

LEE RELPH

To say Blitz & Bananas was a labour of love for Anna Littler would be an understatement. Inspired by tales of World War II from friends and family, Anna set about retelling those memories, with a little added creative whimsy to create a film which, by amateur standards, is a true epic. Almost two years plus in the making, the film – made with the help of volunteers from Orpington Video & Film Makers, friends, family and locals alike, Blitz & Bananas had its premier at the Churchill Theatre, Bromley on Sunday April 1st 2012 in front of a capacity crowd of around 700 people, with a second screening taking place later in the day.

It’s 1940 and the Smiley family are among the latest victims of Jerry’s recent raid. Headed by ARP Warden father Stan (Roarke Alexander), the Smileys arrive at their new home with the youngest daughter Bessie (Bethan Fry) the most unsettled. She and her sisters discover a number of lost items whilst exploring their new surroundings and decide to return them to their original owners in “Operation Knockdown Ginger”. Meanwhile elderly couple Clarence and Emily Spratt (Brian Murphy and Linda Regan) have lost everything and are resorted to living in Emily’s cousin house. Among the most cherished of their lost possessions is a silver pocket watch which belonged to their late son, another war casualty. Elsewhere young sibling evacuees Albert and Maisie Webb (Alex and Maisie Littlechild) find themselves shuttled about from their home in London to the stables of strict Mrs. Horrobin (Cherie Hamlett-Smith) who in turn dumps them on her well off daughter, doctor’s wife Mrs. Honeyman (Sue Gray).

The story is a multi-layered and is potentially hard to follow as it jumps between thread, but like all good yarns, it comes together in the end – a credit to Anna’s writing, creating as she has a well crafted script, which on the surface looks like a collection of random threads all of which subtly intertwine with one another, leading to a satisfying conclusion. Even the subplots concerning a romance between eldest Smiley daughter Pearl (Olivia Jackson) and the Honeyman’s son, RAF pilot Ronnie (Adam Gray), a birth, the disappearance of Mr Bond’s (Derek Allen) bowler hat, the secret heartbreaking plight of Mrs. Kendal (Anna Littler herself) and of course the importance of the titular banana are all congruent to the overall theme.

The film opens with a very well structured montage featuring genuine photos of some of the devastation suffered during the blitz in and around the Bromley area, setting the tone for the extremely high level of authenticity of the props, costumes and set pieces achieved throughout the film – something even the big budget Hollywood productions often fail to do. From genuine cooking utensils to authentic period clothing and motor vehicles of the era, the attention to detail is one of the more striking and memorable facets of the production as a whole – and all done on a meagre budget and plenty of goodwill from many friends and volunteers.

War isn’t an easy subject to make light of, especially from a retrospective point of view, yet there is a stream of gentle humour which flows through this film to lighten the mood in juxtaposition to the many hardships and tragedies that war brings. Being as they are based on real life stories their poignancy is doubly effective for the viewer and no doubt deeply resonant for anyone who lived through such times themselves. It is important to note that as an amateur film maker, Anna resisted the temptation to not over do the dramatic scenes and spares us from mawkish sentimentality, instead relying on conveying true emotion in its simplest form.

The majority of the cast may not be professionals but everyone seemed to inhabit their roles with a keen understanding, although one suspects the younger cast members simply enjoyed playing dress up and going on what must have seemed like a whacky adventure. Despite TV legend Brian Murphy and his wife Linda Regan (both of whom gave their time for free) being on the cast list, it is young Bethan Fry who is the star of the show, her infectious dimply grin and boundless enthusiasm permeates through the screen to touch the hearts of the audience. If she decides to make acting her future profession, remember where you saw her first! A special mention is also due for the soundtrack by Adam Bird an evocative and very much well suited for the images it supported.

Once the end credits roll, one has completely forgotten this was a production by “a bunch of amateurs” as they have been thoroughly entertained and captivated for 90 minutes by a powerful tale of life during a horrific era of British history told from the perspective of the simple folk for a change, and not a shameless flag waving propaganda piece you’d find from the big studios. It would not be too much of a stretch to suggest that this film be shown as part of the national curriculum for the school kids of today, since it is both educational as well as entertaining and would make a great visual companion to the history texts currently taught.

Anna Littler has done herself proud with Blitz & Bananas, as indeed has everyone who contributed to the making of this film. If you missed either screenings – or if you simply want to see it again – then be sure to order a DVD copy from either Anna or Chris Coulson. You won’t regret it!

More Publicity for B&B

Anna Littler, the person responsible for the most ambitious project ever undertaken by OVFM “Blitz & Bananas”, has granted the Bromley Times a brief interview about the project for an article which appears in the current issue.

 

Here’s the article with photos from Simon “Snapper” Earwicker :

 

 

With the big premier of the film just over a week away this is a nice piece of last minute promotion for this huge event!

OVFM Club Meeting Tuesday March 27th 2012

 

IT’S DOUBLE HEADER NIGHT AT OVFM!!

 

What does that mean? It means we have two club night themes for the price of one!

First off we shall (hopefully) be viewing films made to support our most recent project topic “Let’s Look At This Another Way” which was announced HERE and two weeks later I still don’t know what it means!!

The second part of the evening will see the fruits of our individual and collective labours as part of the Coaching Evening sessions as those of us who dared to accept the challenge will present our edits of the film we made “The Amazing Healing Machine”.

It should be an entertaining evening for both topics, to see how the project theme has been interpreted and the different ideas brought to the edits of the Coaching Evening film.

See you then!

New OVFM Project – “Let’s Look At This Way Another Way”

 

Our next project theme to be subjected to your film making skills is “Let’s Look At This Another Way”. What does that mean? I have no idea. It was apparently suggested at the last AGM by one of you sneaky reprobates out there so we can’t blame the Legion of Doom for this one!

Perhaps it means holding your camera at a different angle or picking a common subject and putting a surreal or esoteric twist on it – either way I would venture this is a chance to get really creative and a bit freaky in the process (see Earwicker, Simon “Snapper”).

The results are due to be screened at the next club meeting on Tuesday 27th March so get twisting those melons man and get freaky baby, yeah!

OVFM Club Meeting Tuesday March 13th 2012 – OVFM OSCARS!!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls and Miscellaneous – dust off your glad rags as it is once again time for the annual OVFM Oscars!!

Those lowlifes in Hollywood had the audacity to pinch the idea of awarding films with prizes and statuettes some 50 plus years before OVFM came up with it but that hasn’t stopped the club from showing them how it should be done!

On Tuesday March 13th at the Barnard Rooms, St Augustine’s Petts Wood the crème de la crème of the work created by the talented members of OVFM will be rewarded in a gala evening of epic proportions that will razzle you, dazzle you and – if you play your cards right – bejazzle you!

Last year young Reg “Reg” Lancaster walked away with four prizes (but had to give them back until he was officially awarded them) for his epic drama “Finnish Foibles” followed by the debut outing by someone unknown lump of gristle called Lee Relph, whose contemplative paean to the survivors of the great authors cull of 1922 “Writers Block” bagged three awards. For the full list of winners from last year please click HERE (but not until you’ve finished reading this page!).

So who will reign supreme this year? Can Reg Lancaster score big two years in a row? Who will take home the Mike Turner Plate? Did anyone successfully put a film to music in an award wining style? Which nine films were not voted winner of the annual Top Ten competition? Do you care? If you do then join your affable (or is it flammable? I forget which) host Chris “Cats” Coulson as he guides us through the murky waters of the 2012 OVFM OSCARS!!

 

Be there or don’t. It’s up to you.

OVFM Spring Show 2012

 

OVFM Spring Show 2012

It’s that time of year when OVFM celebrates the days getting brighter, the weather is getting warmer and the trees and plants are in bloom once again. So what better way is there for a film club to mark this occasion by sharing with everyone the best of the many films made over the past twelve months along with a few gems from the archive. We shall also be taking a look back over the past twelve months in the Orpington/Bromley region through the annual Newsreel.

The 2012 Spring Show will take place on  FRIDAY 23rd March at 7.30 pm

VENUE –  Methodist Church, 19 Sevenoaks Road, Orpington BR6 9JH

DIRECTIONS – GOOGLE MAP

WEBSITE – http://www.orpingtonmethodist.org.uk/welcome.htm

Club members get in free but for others the tickets are £5 – which includes refreshments – and are available from our secretary Freddy Beard on 01689 813616 or Vice Chairman Mike Turner on 01689 861155.

For an entertaining and sociable evening get your tickets a.s.a.p. and bring along your friends and family!

See you then!

 

OVFM Club Meeting Tuesday Feb 28th 2012

 

Lessons Learned

with

Anna Littler

 

Anna Littler, one of our taller club members, has a made a film set in the 1940’s. Originally titled “Bombs & Blueberries” Anna eventually settled on the snappier title “Blitz & Bananas”. No idea what it’s about as Anna has kept this whole project a closely guarded secret from all of us (but my guess it has something to do with fish).

Anyway, Anna has decided to regale us with a dissertation on the making of this covert project of hers, explaining in lurid and explicit detail what she has learned from the process, how it has helped improve her understanding of filmmaking from beginning to end, how problems were overcome and resolved and which method of stress relief was the most effective (see also: “Coulson, Chris” and “punching bag”).

Anna’s lecture will take place this Tuesday at 8:00pm o’clock at the usual club meeting place (not to be confused with our unusual club meeting place). Please bring your own ears. Sleeping bags are optional.

Be there or be somewhere else.

**EDIT** – Anna has requested that everyone bring a pencil with a rubber although she wouldn’t divulge the reason for this. You will also need an eraser if you have one too. Yes, I’m scared now….