OVFM Club Meeting December 20th 2011

 

“So here it is Merry Christmas…”

It’s that time of year again when the decorations go up, carols are sung, the stars shine bright in the cold, winter night sky and all the little girls and boys pray that they’ve been good enough over the past twelve months to warrant a nice surprise from Santa. We here at OVFM, however, have to make do with being squashed together in the Garden Room at St. Augustine’s Church for the annual Christmas Social!

Last year’s meeting was called off at the last minute due to the unseasonable arrival of heavy snow (which didn’t bother me as I was laid out with flu anyway). Will this year’s event suffer the same fate? Find out on Tuesday December 20th.

This is actually my first Christmas Social so I’m wondering what to expect from this festive gathering. I’ve heard tell of some very debauched and decadent happenings at previous events some of which I am hesitant to repeat here for sake of common decency and to protect the names of the innocent. The less innocent, of course (you know who you are), are asked to be on their best behaviour this year and as a precautionary measure I understand there will be an adult on the premises to supervise the evening.

So, dust off your gladrags and get your party hats for the social event of the year. Or you can join the rest of us at the Garden Rooms….

Merry Christmas!!

An OVFM Christmas Treet!

 

An OVFM Christmas Treet!

by

Annabelle Lancaster

 

When clubs and businesses were invited to take part in a Christmas Tree Festival in the Methodist Church, Orpington the committee decided we should give them support and participate. After all, this is the church where we hold our annual Spring and Autumn shows nowadays.

Freddy came up with the idea of using a tree that Oxfam was not allowed to sell, and decorating it with CDs and DVDs.

Then I remembered seeing film themed decorations at a party we went to (no arrests this time) so I tracked down the supplier and ended up with a strip of artificial film and some reels, plus gold stars and other fancy bits. Freddy then came up with an Oscar instead of a fairy for the top and we were off.

There are 88 trees altogether and, although our tree isn’t illuminated, the discs reflect the lights on other trees as well as the coloured spot lights in the church. It’s all very pretty.

We’ve filmed the people setting everything up, plus Pudsey Bear doing the opening, and once we’ve captured the visit from the Mayor we should have a nice little piece for the newsreel.

For more details on the Methodist Church Christmas Tree Festival – including OVFM’s tree being among those highlighted (fourth picture down) – please click HERE as well as a look from the whole event on the Bromley Borough News Website HERE and even on the SKY NEWS website HERE (our tree is on the far right hand side of the photo).

My Favourite Films – Craig Robinson

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CRAIG ROBINSON

 

First off, let me say that this is not my top ten films – sort of defeats the purpose of the list title, but then it’s my view that there are simply too many great films in existence, for all sorts of reasons for me to even consider trying to state that only ten are my favourites.

This list is therefore a list of my top ten examples of potentially many movies in the same category – simply by definition therefore, this list is in no particular rank. Check with me tomorrow, and I’ll probably give you an entirely different list.

 

1. La femme Nikita (Dir. Luc Besson 1990)

 

An exceptional film in itself, with the likes of Luc Besson and Tcheky Karyo, but here as a good example of how Hollywood can take a good and influential foreign film and have the sheer arrogance to think that a American remake will sell better. At the same time, also an example of the great foreign films that even the UK audience don’t watch at their best as they are so conceited to think that it should be dubbed rather than simply read the subtitles – all of the acting nuances evaporate into nothing.

 

2. The Naked Truth (Dir. Mario Zampi 1957)

Not only an example of the lost filmmaking talent of the UK (here, I’m talking crew and writers) from the golden age of Ealing (inc. all the other lost studios, like Islington where many of these were made), but also a time when a collection of great actors and comedians would come together against personal differences and create something magical. Today, I’m not even sure that I could list a group of this nature, let alone whether it would be even physically (and financially) possible.

 

3. McVicar (Dir. Tom Clegg 1980)

 

A terrible film, which I watch every time I want a laugh, but actual quality, good or bad is not the point of this example. Why? Because ignoring its artistic merits, especially as it’s from an old hand like Tom Clegg (huge amounts of TV, including all of the Sharpe’s), it’s a film which is an example of a great film maker being overruled by money. I know from personal experience of the film crew and the prison service how much everyone was grinding their teeth through the production of this travesty, yet could not do a thing about it. This is therefore my favourite film setting artistic interpretation against artistic integrity.

 

4. 2001: A Space Odyssey (Dir Stanley Kubrick 1968)

For a moment ignoring story (if that’s at all possible with a man like Arthur C. Clarke), this film was ahead of its time in regards to production values in so many ways – remember that we are still talking the late ’60s here, yet have set design and film editing better than many SF films prior to the mid-80s. Many studios up until the ground breaking Star Wars and Star Trek: The Motion Picture (the first I think showing the great ILM’s distinctive style showing through), and most certainly the Academy, still viewed SF as either a money making tool not to be taken seriously, or the realms of the B-movie.

 

5. Charade (Dir. Stanley Donen 1963)

Well, what can I say. Combine the likes of Hitchcock and Stanley Donen with Grant, Hepburn, Kelly and Mason, and it’s difficult to not get something special. In the case of Charade, we have so many names coming together (Mattau, Coburn, Kennedy and even Ned Glass and Jaques Marin) with great character performances and one liners, that I’m not sure we’ll ever see the likes of these movies again (considering the current liking for remakes in Hollywood right now, not sure I want to. Hey, Hollywood, just…don’t…touch…)

 

6. An Ungentlemanly Act (Dir. Stuart Urban 1992)

A wonderful and often forgotten voice, Bob Peck starred in this ‘play for television’ (what the US would call a TV film) about the Marine detachment in Port Stanley at the time of the invasion. It includes so much WWII-era ‘Britishness’ that we are now losing, that it’s worth the watch even without the fact that it’s a great production in itself. This is my favourite example of plays turned movie, bridging the gap between theatre and film in many ways, and returning some focus to often nebulous screen-only productions.

 

7. Three Days of the Condor (Dir. Sydney Pollack 1975)

Even though often regarded as a precursor of the Bourne films in terms of story background, despite being typically slow in places like many a Robert Redford film, this is one of my favourites for a totally different reason. Including Fay Dunaway, Cliff Robertson and Max Von Sydow, there is not much more to it than that despite at least one action sequence and the use of firearms. It’s therefore a ‘big’ film which I feel would still be well within the reach of an amateur production: a case of how you use your tools, rather than what your tools are.

 

8. Avatar (Dir. James Cameron 2009)

 

Despite being a huge SF fan, from a story perspective I wasn’t overly impressed with Avatar – too many elements that I recognised from other places, especially literary. One can’t ignore it’s other redeeming features however, most notably that it is one of those groundbreaking films which introduce technological advances into the industry which will have shock waves reverberating for years to come. It’s one of those events where, if you have not seen Avatar in 3D, you need to just to be able to say, ‘I was there’.

 

9. Moulin Rouge (Dir. Baz Luhrmann 2001)

Moulin Rouge is one of those films that people love or hate, but in many cases of the wrong reasons. I have spoken to too many people  who say they walked out in the first few minutes – a travesty in itself for many movies as you are not giving it a chance – but for this film those first few minutes are a fast paced, farcical ‘bring the audience up to speed’ before a musical production that breaks the hold of the big scale Hollywood musical piece or Disney teen-bopper. If you have not seen the DVD extras for this movie, you need to, just to understand so many of the design issues, both physical and musical, that needed to be overcome.

 

10. Lord of the Rings Trilogy (Dir. Peter Jackson 2001-2003)

Many people do not realise that when Tolkein wrote Lord of the Rings, he was reclaiming British history which had been overwritten by the Norman conquests. With such an endeavour therefore, any movie maker attempting to challenge such a huge background needs to have a very clear vision. It is therefore testament to Peter Jackson that he carried it off, but also testament to the executives at the incumbent production studio (at the time), New Line Cinema, for looking at the two-film breakdown which Peter Jackson had prepared (typical of all attempts to bring LOTR to the screen, fearing that there was no way that any studio would shell out for three such massive productions) and declaring that two films were not enough for such an epic. They immediately requested him to re-write the production plan for three…that’s belief and commitment.

If anyone has not seen the DVDs from the collectors edition of these three films (each uncut film being over 2 discs, totalling something like 21 DVDs for the set), please see me if you want to borrow them. Covering all aspects of production of these epics by WETA, they are really a must see for anyone considering either amateur or professional move-making.

 

So there you have it – agree or disagree as is your wont. Thanks for reading and don’t forget to check out the lists from other OVFM members!! Click HERE to return to the menu page!

OVFM Club Meeting December 6th 2011

 

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A Look Into The Archives

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Andy Watson

 

For our final “regular” club meeting of 2011, the curator of the OVFM archives, Andy “Del Boy” Watson, will be our guide on a tour of the club’s cinematic history!

The evening will comprise of a brief introduction for our new members and an update on how the compiling of the archive is coming along (which members can find in the Member Only section). Andy will then share with us some of the films in our vaults which have a special meaning for him then will open the floor to YOU!! By now you should have received an e-mail from Andy asking you for any requests you may have for a particular film you wish to see again or one which has caught your eye in the list that you might wish to take a gander at.

If you want to make a request then please e-mail Andy HERE but please remember that if your choice of film lasts over ten minutes then only a part will be should there be a shortage of time. Requests should be in by Monday at the latest since Andy has to source the film before Tuesday evening.

This should be an interesting night for us newbies and a nostalgic treat for our long time members. See you then!

P.S – A bonus point to anyone who can name the legendary filmmaker in the picture! 😉

North vs South Comp 2011 – Southern Heat Report

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North vs South Film Competition 2011

Southern Heat Report

by

Mike Coad

 

The Southern Heat of the North v South Competition took place on Sunday 27th November at Farnborough Village Hall in Farnborough, Kent.

There were only 14 films entered this year compared to the 29 we had last year but as it is our policy to show all of the films that are entered, at least those who attended got home before midnight.

We were very pleased to see several entries from clubs who had not entered the competition before and hope they will continue to enter in future years.

The fact that nine of the 14 entries were from clubs considerably distant from Farnborough and as far apart as Devon and Derby meant inevitably that they wouldn’t be represented in person. However, we were delighted that Jill Lampert from Sutton Coldfield Movie Makers, who also had an entry in, could join us for the show. In all, 65 people attended which is just slightly up on last year’s Southern Heat.

Our judges were Luton Movie Makers who did a thorough and professional job and we are very grateful for their help.

Following the showing of the films, the audience were once again asked to try and match the judge’s decision.

 

Audience Vote

1st               Who Do You Love?                Leicester Movie Makers

2nd              Taking A Hit                           Spring Park Movie Makers

3rd               Building A Website                Tiverton Camcorder Club

4th               Fleece To Coat                       Sutton Coldfield Movie Makers

5th               On The Map                           Gosport & Fareham Camcorder Club

 

Official Result

1st               Who Do You Love?                Leicester Movie Makers

2nd              Not His Type                          Surrey Border Film & Video Makers

3rd               Fleece to Coat                        Sutton Coldfield Movie Makers

4th               On The Map                           Gosport & Fareham Camcorder Club

5th               The Au Pair                             Nuneaton Moviemakers

 

Needless to say, nobody in the audience matched the judge’s decision but Norma Classen (a first time attendee) was closest and took the ‘Audience Vote’ prize. She also won a major prize in the raffle so it was obviously her lucky day.

Congratulations to all the Southern Heat winners especially Leicester Movie Makers who topped both the judges and audiences selection.

The Grand Final will be held on Sunday 27th January 2012 when it is hoped the South can win back the John Wright Trophy after 5 years in the wilderness of the North.

For more information on the North vs South Annual competition visit the official website HERE

Mike Coad

OVFM Club Meeting November 22nd 2011

The next club meeting on November 22nd is a double header as we welcome both entries for a club competition and contributions to the latest club project!

 

This session plays host to the annual Mike Turner Plate competition, an award

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named after our esteemed (and amorous) Vice Chairman….erm, Dave Whatshisname.

This competiton has been in existence since 1967 and has unusual origins. Mike was screening his latest film at a club night which he believed was his magnum opus – a psychadelic musical version of Chekhov’s The Cherry Orchard – and would sweep the boards at the club awards. It began quite promisingly when, exactly one minute into the film, the projector (operated by one Reg Lancaster, whose own film won all the awards that year – coincidence?) suddenly failed and the film was destroyed. Interestingly the last image on the

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screen was a close up of a plate. Mike was too distraught to make a copy of the film and it has never been seen again, so out of pity in consolation the club members decided to create a special contest to reward those who can make an entertaining film inside one minute – and thus the Mike Turner Plate was born!

Previous winners include Annabelle Lancaster, Basil Doody and Mile Coad.

While voting takes place at this meeting the results will not be revealed until the OVFM Oscars next March!

Rules for this competiton can be found HERE and good luck to all who enter a film!

 

 

Also on this (presumably) cold wintry evening we look forward to seeing the fruits of your labours for the latest club project “Guess Where This Was Filmed?” Guess what this is about….

As always I’m sure many of you have been busy and have risen to the challenge to produce a film which will cause many headaches for your fellow club members when it comes to recognising the location of your film (just as long as it isn’t round the back of your garden shed (apparently that is “cheating” so Brenda Wheatley tells me. Hmph!).

Anyhoo, here’s to another fun evening with your friends at OVFM!

OVFM Club Meeting November 8th 2011

 

Our first club meeting for November sees two of OVFM’s longest running competitions taking place: The Vic Treen Trophy and the Kath Jones Cup.

The Vic Treen Trophy was first contested in 1978, named after a long time OVFM member and filmmaker who has since decided that the sunnier climes of Spain were more preferable to live in than the coldness of Old Blighty.

Previous winners of this prize for films set to music include Colin Jones, Basil Doody, Mike Coad and (surprise surprise) Reg and Annabelle Lancaster.

The Kath Jones Cup was introduced in 1984 in memory of the first wife of club member Colin Jones.

Previous winners of this prize for comedy shorts include Basil Doody, Hugh Darrington and Mike Turner.

Films for both competitions must adhere to the set guidelines which you will find in full HERE and the winners will be announced at the Oscars next year.

Good luck to all who enter their films this year. Here’s to a potentially fun and rocking evening!!

New OVFM Project – “Guess Where This Was Filmed”

 

It’s new project time and the subject for this one is “Guess Where This Was Filmed”. I would elaborate but there doesn’t really seem to be much need since the title says it all.

The date for the screening of your efforts is November 22nd – which incidentally is the same night for the entries of the Mike Turner Plate competition (rules for that are HERE). So, grab your cameras, do some filming and see if you can baffle your fellow club members with the location of said opus.

Good luck with your films!

Latest Competitons 2011

 

OVFM COMPETITIONS 2011

 

As the toilet of time is preparing to flush away the last fetid remnants of 2011 for good before the Domestos of destiny freshens the bowl ready for the arrival of 2012, we here at OVFM still have a few competitions to hold.

Taking place in the month of November will be three of our annual contests in which club members are encouraged to enter films to meet a specific criteria. The films will be judged by a panel of esteemed experts once the pub closes and the winners will be announced at the Oscars in March 2012.

The contests and the dates on which the films need to be ready for screening by are as follows:

 

Kath Jones Cup – Held on 8th November 2011

 

Vic Treen Trophy – Held on 8th November 2011

 

Mike Turner Plate – Held on 22nd November 2011

 

The rules for these competitions can be found HERE

 

Good luck and we all look forward to seeing your entries!

Competiton Rules

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COMPETITION RULES

 

 

Rules. You’ve got to have them otherwise we’d all be living in a world to total anarchy and here at OVFM we don’t want that. Anyone who has been to our regular meetings knows what a rambunctious lot our members can be, especially when it is time to resume the meeting after the tea break!

 

But rules do have a purpose, never more so when it comes to our competitions. Listed below are the guidelines for  the three categories that make up the part our major annual competition which is voted for by club members. So avail yourselves with these before making your film and you could be a big winner come the Oscars!

 

 

Kath Jones Cup

Members are invited to make joke films not exceeding 5 minutes, either individually or with others; a film which illustrates a joke with the main punch- line at the end.

 

 

Vic Treen Trophy

This rewards the bringing together of images and music. There are two distinct options open to members for this category:

 

A Film Cut To Music – This entails editing your images to match the beat and tempo of your selected musical piece. In other words, the images should change in syncopation with beat of the track and not at random points to ensure a smoother flow.

 

A Film Set To Music – This involves having suitable music that matches the imagery.  You do NOT have to be strict with matching the changes to the beat but there must be a reflection of the mood and tempos of the music in your visuals to create some sort of narrative.

 

N.B. – If you use a piece of original artist music (eg: a pop/rock song) you are solely responsible for the clearance of  its usage per the copyright usage laws. The best way around this is to be a member of the IAC and have your own MCPS Copyright Clearance licence as the club’s licence only covers films produced and presented as a club effort.

 

 

Mike Turner Plate

Any type of film, be it comedy, drama, musical, etc. as long as the total length does not exceed 60 seconds.

 

 

Annual Competition

The Annual Competition is open to all members and the films, judged by an external panel, are eligible for technical  merit awards as well as general entertainment credits.

 

A £2 entry fee is normally required unless circumstances dictate otherwise. You can enter as many films as you like, to be accompanied by their own separate official entry form, as long as they don’t exceed 30 minutes in length and have not already been entered or won an award in the AC before. You can enter your film if it has also been submitted for the Top Ten or any of the above categories either the same year or in prior years.

 

 

The winners of these competitions are revealed at the OVFM OSCARS every March.

 

 

Good luck with your films.

 

 

Updated 24th January 2022