OVFM Club Meeting Tuesday June 19th 2012

It’s time for OVFM to re-enact the American civil War. Sort of.

The annual North vs South competition is looming again (that’s pretty much how annual events work) and our inestimable chairman Chris “Cats” Coulson has decreed that OVFM as a club (that means ALL of us and not just the same old faces) will make and enter a film in this year’s comp. And win it. (Stop laughing at the back!)

Rather than follow the usual of a selection of random films thrown in for judging, a theme is selected to make things just that bit more interesting. This year’s theme is “No Way Back”. What can that mean? Well that is what we are going to discuss at this week’s club meeting.

So any ideas you may have, be it a title suggestion, a plot outline or even a finished script, bring them along to the meeting and share them with us all so we can debate, deliberate and defenestrate to lay the foundation for what will eventually become OVFM’s 2012 North vs South winning entry! Yay! Go Us!

See you on Tuesday!

OVFM Top 10 Competition 2012 Results

 

OVFM Top 10 Competition 2012 Results

 

Here are the ongoing results of the 2012 Top Ten competition.

Round One – Held May 22nd 2012

1. “More Than Steam And Smoke” by Sam Brown 55.10

2. “Eco” by Bob Vine 52.35

3. “Looking for Dave” by Lee Relph 51.21

4. “Colours of the Caribbean” by Jane Oliver 51.20

5. “Switzerland Glacier Express” by Bob Wyeth 47.60

 

Round Two – Held July 17th 2012

1.“ Master craftsman Martin Matthews” by Barbara Darby 57.00

2. “History of Santa Barbara” by David Laker 49.40

3. “My Mate Ralph” by Derek Allen 48.94

 

Round Three – Held August 28th 2012

1. “Eastbourne (Empress of the South)” by Mike & Jo Coad 52.65

2. “Masai Miracle” by Andy & Marian Watson 52.41

3. “Autumn in Greenwich Park” by Colin Jones 49.68

4. “Supermarket” by John Bunce 41.96

 

Round Four – Held September 25th 2012

1. “Mud Mad” by Reg Lancaster 53.52

2. “Feel the Thrill” by Brian Pfeiffer 53.03

3. “Look Mum a Swan” by Alan Smith 49.94

4. “Kew Gardens” by John Ransley 47.74

5. “Up our Street” by John & Ann Epton 43.94

 

Round Five – Held October 23rd 2012

1. “Fun With The Ancestors” by Annabelle of Lancaster 53.87

2. “The Second Day” by Chris Coulson 48.30

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“The Sixth Legion” by Jim Morten-Robertson 40.93

 

Bonus “Last Chance” Round – Held December 4th 2012

1. “Blackbird – A Short Nature Story” by Ian Menage 52.16

2. “Village Secrets” by Sue Ward 52.08

3. “Arrhythmic Discord” by Simon Earwicker 51.31

4. “Mr Punch Goes to London” by Ann Perrin 49.97

5. “A Little Gem” by Harold Trill 47.56

6. “Send Me Roses” by Craig Robinson 38.03

 

OVFM Club Meeting Tuesday May 22nd 2012

OVFM TOP TEN COMPETITION 2012

ROUND 1

 

It’s that time again folks! The annual OVFM Top Ten competition 2012 is about to kick off!

Last year’s competition saw 24 entries overall with the winner being Mike Shaw with his clever special effects outing “Picture Picture”. For the full results of the 2011 competition click HERE.

The following members are listed for this year’s first round:

 

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Bob Wyeth

Lee Relph

Mike Turner

Frank Hyde

Jane Oliver

Gwen Whippy

Bob Vine

Mike Graham

Ian Menage

Ed Jarnot

Sam Brown

Cherie Hamlet-Smith

 

Please reply to this post if you will be providing a film at this week’s session.

If you don’t then have a film ready please let Brenda Wheatley know so that she can try to find someone else to fill the gap in the evening. If your film is ready early please bring it along on a top ten night and if there is time we will show it.

If you miss your given round you can bring your film along to a later one, but it will only be shown after those drawn for that round, if there is time.

Good luck to everyone who enters a film this year!

OVFM Club Meeting Tuesday May 8th 2012

 

Mike & Jo Coad’s “An Asian Adventure”

 

I’m not going to tell about this week’s club meeting….because I’m leaving it up to Mike Coad to do the honours since he and his other half Jo are hosting the evening. So, take it away Mike:

“The committee first approached us about 5 years ago to give a talk on our trip around Asia but at that time we had so much else going on, we had no time to prepare. We were approached again last year to give a talk this May and have put together a Powerpoint presentation called ‘An Asian Adventure’.

Whilst writing up the presentation, it soon became clear that we couldn’t possibly cover the whole trip in one evening so we will cover as much as time will allow and if members want us to, we can always continue the saga at some future date.

Obviously, we are a film club and this evening is not ‘film related’ so we realise it won’t be everyone’s cup of tea. However, we will be delighted to see as many members as can make it to the meeting. If nothing else, it’ll help you decide whether you should opt for Islamabad or Lahore for your next holiday.”

Thanks Mike.

From seeing some of Mike and Jo’s previous films about Asia – including the excellent and powerful piece about year Zero in Cambodia – we should be in for a visual treat.

See you then!

Chris Goes To Romania!!

 

As some of you may or may not know, OVFM chairman Chris “Cats” Coulson is heading off to the not-so sunny climes of Romania, taking with him Anna Littler and a group of kids to offer aid to an orphanage (or maybe swap the Romanian kids for the UK kids).

 

Chris has decided that the whole world should know about his altruistic deed

 

Good luck to Chris, Anna and the gang on the trip and we look forward to not only seeing the videos but seeing them return in one piece!

 

April 3rd video:

 

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April 9th video:

Blitz & Bananas – The First Review

Movie Review

by

LEE RELPH

To say Blitz & Bananas was a labour of love for Anna Littler would be an understatement. Inspired by tales of World War II from friends and family, Anna set about retelling those memories, with a little added creative whimsy to create a film which, by amateur standards, is a true epic. Almost two years plus in the making, the film – made with the help of volunteers from Orpington Video & Film Makers, friends, family and locals alike, Blitz & Bananas had its premier at the Churchill Theatre, Bromley on Sunday April 1st 2012 in front of a capacity crowd of around 700 people, with a second screening taking place later in the day.

It’s 1940 and the Smiley family are among the latest victims of Jerry’s recent raid. Headed by ARP Warden father Stan (Roarke Alexander), the Smileys arrive at their new home with the youngest daughter Bessie (Bethan Fry) the most unsettled. She and her sisters discover a number of lost items whilst exploring their new surroundings and decide to return them to their original owners in “Operation Knockdown Ginger”. Meanwhile elderly couple Clarence and Emily Spratt (Brian Murphy and Linda Regan) have lost everything and are resorted to living in Emily’s cousin house. Among the most cherished of their lost possessions is a silver pocket watch which belonged to their late son, another war casualty. Elsewhere young sibling evacuees Albert and Maisie Webb (Alex and Maisie Littlechild) find themselves shuttled about from their home in London to the stables of strict Mrs. Horrobin (Cherie Hamlett-Smith) who in turn dumps them on her well off daughter, doctor’s wife Mrs. Honeyman (Sue Gray).

The story is a multi-layered and is potentially hard to follow as it jumps between thread, but like all good yarns, it comes together in the end – a credit to Anna’s writing, creating as she has a well crafted script, which on the surface looks like a collection of random threads all of which subtly intertwine with one another, leading to a satisfying conclusion. Even the subplots concerning a romance between eldest Smiley daughter Pearl (Olivia Jackson) and the Honeyman’s son, RAF pilot Ronnie (Adam Gray), a birth, the disappearance of Mr Bond’s (Derek Allen) bowler hat, the secret heartbreaking plight of Mrs. Kendal (Anna Littler herself) and of course the importance of the titular banana are all congruent to the overall theme.

The film opens with a very well structured montage featuring genuine photos of some of the devastation suffered during the blitz in and around the Bromley area, setting the tone for the extremely high level of authenticity of the props, costumes and set pieces achieved throughout the film – something even the big budget Hollywood productions often fail to do. From genuine cooking utensils to authentic period clothing and motor vehicles of the era, the attention to detail is one of the more striking and memorable facets of the production as a whole – and all done on a meagre budget and plenty of goodwill from many friends and volunteers.

War isn’t an easy subject to make light of, especially from a retrospective point of view, yet there is a stream of gentle humour which flows through this film to lighten the mood in juxtaposition to the many hardships and tragedies that war brings. Being as they are based on real life stories their poignancy is doubly effective for the viewer and no doubt deeply resonant for anyone who lived through such times themselves. It is important to note that as an amateur film maker, Anna resisted the temptation to not over do the dramatic scenes and spares us from mawkish sentimentality, instead relying on conveying true emotion in its simplest form.

The majority of the cast may not be professionals but everyone seemed to inhabit their roles with a keen understanding, although one suspects the younger cast members simply enjoyed playing dress up and going on what must have seemed like a whacky adventure. Despite TV legend Brian Murphy and his wife Linda Regan (both of whom gave their time for free) being on the cast list, it is young Bethan Fry who is the star of the show, her infectious dimply grin and boundless enthusiasm permeates through the screen to touch the hearts of the audience. If she decides to make acting her future profession, remember where you saw her first! A special mention is also due for the soundtrack by Adam Bird an evocative and very much well suited for the images it supported.

Once the end credits roll, one has completely forgotten this was a production by “a bunch of amateurs” as they have been thoroughly entertained and captivated for 90 minutes by a powerful tale of life during a horrific era of British history told from the perspective of the simple folk for a change, and not a shameless flag waving propaganda piece you’d find from the big studios. It would not be too much of a stretch to suggest that this film be shown as part of the national curriculum for the school kids of today, since it is both educational as well as entertaining and would make a great visual companion to the history texts currently taught.

Anna Littler has done herself proud with Blitz & Bananas, as indeed has everyone who contributed to the making of this film. If you missed either screenings – or if you simply want to see it again – then be sure to order a DVD copy from either Anna or Chris Coulson. You won’t regret it!

Oscar Night. The Picture Parade

Little Oscar himself!
Little Oscar himself!

You’ve pestered, you’ve begged, you’ve fretted, you’ve sweated. but in spite of all that I’m not going to be stopped!

Alan cuts a dash in the costume de rigueur dicky bow look
Alan cuts a dash in the costume de rigueur dicky bow look

So Film Fans, I give you…THE OVFM OSCAR NIGHT PHOTOGRAPHS!
Please! Thank you, settle down, mind what you’re doing with that monopod missus, where’s me wash board, I didn’t come here to get insulted…I could have stayed at home!

An Expectant Crowd (not to be confused with a crowd of those expecting!)
An Expectant Crowd (not to be confused with a crowd of those expecting!)

Anyway On With The Show. But first I must be serious for a moment. We now live in a highly litigious society where health and safety concerns dog our every move. For some the arrival of conker season doesn’t bring joy but a fearful rush for hard hat and goggles, and fetching something down from the top of the cupboard requires a safety net and padded suit!

Security Has Arrived.
Security Has Arrived.

But here at OVFM we’re not like that, we laugh in the face of danger…ha ha. Only last week I heard of an OVFM member who didn’t flinch when he dropped his ginger hob nob he just calmly reached down, picked it up and carried on as if nothing had happened. Brave? You bet yer!

Glamorous Pat shows us how it’s done
Glamorous Pat shows us how it’s done

And what about the OVFM member who recently took up rollerskating? Determined to fulfil a lifelong ambition and do something adventurous he didn’t hesitate to get out there and have a go. (The doctor says he’s doing fine and the cast can come off in about six weeks).

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However after vetting my article the OVFM lawyers (Fleeceham, Grabbit & Runn) have insisted that I preface it with a warning to protect those of a sensitive disposition.

The Comedy Dream Team, Corrie, Colin and Basil
The Comedy Dream Team, Corrie, Colin and Basil

So here goes…
WARNING the following contains images of a grown man in a banana costume, if you are offended by such images (and those of unconstrained handshaking and back slapping too) please look away now. In fact why not look at Reg’s Favourite Films article which has had some really fascinating posts added to it recently.

Yes, I Have no Bananas. Mike demonstrates his unstinting support of ‘Blitz and Bananas’ the film
Yes, I Have no Bananas. Mike demonstrates his unstinting support of ‘Blitz and Bananas’ the film

 

Still here?
Then sit yourself down, take a deep breath and we’ll begin!

For the full selection of photos visit the gallery.

Sam presents Ann and John with the Vic Treen Trophy
Sam presents Ann and John with the Vic Treen Trophy
Respectful as ever Lee presents Barbara with her Top Ten Runner Up certificate
Respectful as ever Lee presents Barbara with her Top Ten Runner Up certificate
David is presented with the Jubilee Shield by Brenda
David is presented with the Jubilee Shield by Brenda
Colin again with his two leading ladies from 'Team Work', winner of the Mike Turner Plate
Colin again with his two leading ladies from ‘Team Work’, winner of the Mike Turner Plate
Simon and Annabelle the John Bonham -alike star of his ‘Rhythm of Life’ mockumentary
Simon and Annabelle the John Bonham -alike star of his ‘Rhythm of Life’ mockumentary
Multi award winning Mike with banana impersonating namesake Mike
Multi award winning Mike with banana impersonating namesake Mike
Freddy congratulates Barbara for winning the Alice Howe Trophy
Freddy congratulates Barbara for winning the Alice Howe Trophy
Bob is recognized for his great film ‘Switzerland’
Bob is recognized for his great film ‘Switzerland’
John is given a Commended Certificate for his film 'Mystery of the Garden Shed', as seen on the BBC
John is given a Commended Certificate for his film ‘Mystery of the Garden Shed’, as seen on the BBC
Are you allowed to do that Chris? And with hubby there too!
Are you allowed to do that Chris? And with hubby there too!
Brenda gets a pressie from Freddy and Chris for all her competition work
Brenda gets a pressie from Freddy and Chris for all her competition work
Are you allowed to do that Chris? And with hubby there too!
Are you allowed to do that Chris? And with hubby there too!
Is that Cherie I see there?
Is that Cherie I see there?

New OVFM Project – “Let’s Look At This Way Another Way”

 

Our next project theme to be subjected to your film making skills is “Let’s Look At This Another Way”. What does that mean? I have no idea. It was apparently suggested at the last AGM by one of you sneaky reprobates out there so we can’t blame the Legion of Doom for this one!

Perhaps it means holding your camera at a different angle or picking a common subject and putting a surreal or esoteric twist on it – either way I would venture this is a chance to get really creative and a bit freaky in the process (see Earwicker, Simon “Snapper”).

The results are due to be screened at the next club meeting on Tuesday 27th March so get twisting those melons man and get freaky baby, yeah!

OVFM Club Meeting Tuesday March 13th 2012 – OVFM OSCARS!!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls and Miscellaneous – dust off your glad rags as it is once again time for the annual OVFM Oscars!!

Those lowlifes in Hollywood had the audacity to pinch the idea of awarding films with prizes and statuettes some 50 plus years before OVFM came up with it but that hasn’t stopped the club from showing them how it should be done!

On Tuesday March 13th at the Barnard Rooms, St Augustine’s Petts Wood the crème de la crème of the work created by the talented members of OVFM will be rewarded in a gala evening of epic proportions that will razzle you, dazzle you and – if you play your cards right – bejazzle you!

Last year young Reg “Reg” Lancaster walked away with four prizes (but had to give them back until he was officially awarded them) for his epic drama “Finnish Foibles” followed by the debut outing by someone unknown lump of gristle called Lee Relph, whose contemplative paean to the survivors of the great authors cull of 1922 “Writers Block” bagged three awards. For the full list of winners from last year please click HERE (but not until you’ve finished reading this page!).

So who will reign supreme this year? Can Reg Lancaster score big two years in a row? Who will take home the Mike Turner Plate? Did anyone successfully put a film to music in an award wining style? Which nine films were not voted winner of the annual Top Ten competition? Do you care? If you do then join your affable (or is it flammable? I forget which) host Chris “Cats” Coulson as he guides us through the murky waters of the 2012 OVFM OSCARS!!

 

Be there or don’t. It’s up to you.

OVFM Spring Show 2012

 

OVFM Spring Show 2012

It’s that time of year when OVFM celebrates the days getting brighter, the weather is getting warmer and the trees and plants are in bloom once again. So what better way is there for a film club to mark this occasion by sharing with everyone the best of the many films made over the past twelve months along with a few gems from the archive. We shall also be taking a look back over the past twelve months in the Orpington/Bromley region through the annual Newsreel.

The 2012 Spring Show will take place on  FRIDAY 23rd March at 7.30 pm

VENUE –  Methodist Church, 19 Sevenoaks Road, Orpington BR6 9JH

DIRECTIONS – GOOGLE MAP

WEBSITE – http://www.orpingtonmethodist.org.uk/welcome.htm

Club members get in free but for others the tickets are £5 – which includes refreshments – and are available from our secretary Freddy Beard on 01689 813616 or Vice Chairman Mike Turner on 01689 861155.

For an entertaining and sociable evening get your tickets a.s.a.p. and bring along your friends and family!

See you then!