OVFM Club Meeting Tuesday November 24th 2015

Posted on November 17, 2015January 8, 2022 by Lee Relph

It’s competition time again when we invite you to submit films for a chance to win one – or all three – of our long standing trophies: The Kath Jones Cup, Mike Turner Plate and Vic Treen trophy.

As you know the respective requirements for these contests are:

A joke film no longer than 5 minutes,

Any type of film which is a maximum of 60 seconds

A film cut to music.

For a full detailed explanation of the rules and requirements please go HERE

Remember you can enter a film for all three competitions, the results of which will be revealed at the Oscars next March. If you are bringing a film or films, please reply to the post below with the details (format, picture ratio, run time) which is a great help in planning the evening time wise. You don’t want us to run out of time and not be able to show your film

Good luck to everyone submitting a film.

It’s Selfie Time at the OVFM Oscars!

Posted on March 21, 2015January 14, 2020 by Simon

We may not have been at our usual venue and we may have been down on numbers due to health reasons but were we downhearted? Take a look at the photos and you can decide as in a departure from the norm club members were asked to take their own presentation photos – or ‘Selfies’ as I believe the youngsters say!

John and Colin — John is presented with the Kath Jones Cup by Colin for his film ‘Par for the Course’

Mike and David — David makes the presentation of the Vic Treen Trophy to Mike for the best film cut to music

Mike and Brenda — Competition Secretary Brenda awards Mike the Top Ten Trophy for his film ‘Illusions’

a009 — With all due solemnity John accepts the Vincent Pons Shield from Mike on behalf of Bob V, awarded to ‘Census’ for best fiction

a011 — Richard and Jess stand in for Reg who was awarded the Alice Howe Cup for the best documentary for his film ‘Lakeside Weekend’

Ian presents Hugh with the Reg Lancaster Trophy

a013 — Simon accepts the Arthur Woolhead Trophy from Tony on behalf of John and Ann

a014 — Jim accepts the Jubilee Shield for the best film under five minutes from Malcolm

a015 — Pat presents Barbara with the Priory Trophy for her film ‘The Bells of St. Bartholomews’

a016 — Jim accepts the Rene Morris Penguin Plate from John

a017 — Simon accepts the Heyfield Cup from Lee on behalf of Bob V for his film ‘Census’

a018 — Mike again! This time it’s Marian doing the honours

a020 — Winner Colin with James Bond-alike Roger

a021 — Roger presents winner David this time. Got to love those bow-ties!

a022 — Charlie presents Mike and Jo with their Highly Commended Certificate for ‘Hamilton Landscapes’

a023 — And the Oscar for the best competitions secretary goes to…Brenda, Freddy records the moment for posterity

a024 — All the winners who made it on the night. Well done one and all

2015 OVFM Oscars – The Results!

Posted on March 18, 2015April 1, 2022 by Lee Relph

Last night, March 17th, OVFM held their annual Oscars awards ceremony at the All Saints Church in Orpington. A capacity crowd filled another venue while some of the OVFM faithful showed up to receive their awards and see their peers be rewarded for their creativity and hard work over the past year.

As ever our Competitions Officer Brenda Wheatley put in another sterling effort in arranging a smoothly run night and we thank her and everyone else who helped out, including our esteemed chairman and MC for the evening, Simon “Snapper” Earwicker.

On to the awards, and while some winners were unable to collect their awards in person, those who did show up took “Selfie” photos via Simon’s camera which I am sure we will see in the website gallery soon.

So, to the winners and first the awards as judged by the members of OVFM:

Kath Jones Cup (Joke film under five minutes)–Winner: Par For The Course by John Bunce

Vic Treen Cup (Film set to music) – Winner: Building The Dream Boat by Mike Shaw

Mike Turner Plate (Film under sixty seconds) – Winner: Sam by Mike Shaw

The 2014 Top Ten Competition –

Runner Up: Steaming Back To Metroland by Sam Brown

Winner: Illusions by Mike Shaw

We then moved onto the Annual Competition Awards as judged by Staines Video Makers.

Jubilee Shield (Film under five minutes) – Winner: Hahndorf by Jim Morton-Robertson

Raasay Trophy (No special category) – Winner: Celebrating 30 Years Of Care by Ann & John Epton

Alice Howe Trophy (Documentary) – Winner: Lakeside Weekend by Reg Lancaster

Reg Lancaster Trophy (Funniest Film) – Winner: Bad News For Mrs. Smudge by Hugh Darrington

Heyfield Trophy (Sound) – Winner: Census by Bob Vine

Rene Morris Penguin Plate (Photography) – Winner: Sunday Night In Central Park, New York by Jim Morton-Robertson

Vincent Pons Shield (Fiction) – Winner: Census by Bob Vine

Priory Trophy (Editing) – Winner: The Bells Of St. Barthomolew’s by Barbara Darby

Arthur Woolhead Trophy (Animation or Visual Effects) – Winner: The Gang Broke Up by Ann & John Epton

Orpington Trophy (Best Film Runner Up): Illusions by Mike Shaw

Ian Dunbar Cup (Best film) – Winner: The Bells Of St. Barthomolew’s by Barbara Darby

High Commendations:

Rounding The Horn by David Laker

Hamilton Landscapes by Mike & Jo Coad

Commendations: Valediction by Colin Jones & John Epton

So there we have it. Congratulations to all the winners and nominees and thanks to everyone who showed up last night!

Until we do it all again next year….

OVFM Rocks – Music Video Special!

Posted on December 4, 2014April 24, 2022 by Lee Relph

Those of you who were present at the recent club meeting in which films for the Vic Treen Cup (a film set to music) were screened, will recall John Epton’s music video for The Gang Split Up.

John has taken our comments and feedback onboard and we no proudly present to you the finished version! So grab your leathers, jeans, biker helmets, throw up those Devil Horns and prepare to rock out!

OVFM Club Meeting November 11th 2014

Posted on November 4, 2014June 12, 2020 by Lee Relph

The nights are getting darker and colder which means another annual OVFM tradition must be around the corner and surprise surprise it is!

This week’s club meeting will see three of our long standing annual competitions – The Mike Turner Plate, The Kath Jones Cup and The Vic Treen Trophy – being contested and with the criteria for the film being largely being short side we are hoping for the usual healthy response from our club members.

A quick reminder of what is expected for each contest:

The Mike Turner Plate is open to films with a maximum running time of one minute (or 60 seconds for those of you still on dial-up) on any subject, style or genre.

The Vic Treen Trophy is a film set to music. Please consult THIS PAGE for the specifications required for this particular contest.

The Kath Jones Cup requires a comedy film of no longer than five minutes that has a definitive punchline to it; in other words a short comic sketch if you will.

Each film shown will then be scored by the club members with their top three personal favourites ranked in order of preference in their respective categories on the night with the winners to be announced at the Oscars next year.

PLEASE reply to this post below if you will be providing a film for any or all of the competitions (you are not limited to just one, you can enter all of them if you so desire), along with the running time, picture ratio (16:9 or 4:3) and media format (DVD, Mini DV, etc) as well as which competition it applies to. This is a tremendous help in planning out the time allotment of the meeting.

Good luck to all who enter their film(s)!!

2014 OVFM Oscars – The Results

Posted on March 5, 2014November 20, 2020 by Lee Relph

THE RESULTS

Hello and welcome to the annual OVFM Oscars Results report.

The 2014 OVFM Oscars took place in front of a bored audience at the Barnard Room, St Augustine’s Church on a somewhat chilly night but that didn’t stop them dressing up in their best glad rags for the events. Actually it did stop a few of them – names have been noted and the lads will be round later to “have a word”….

No wonder fashion designers do drugs... — No wonder fashion designers do drugs…

We were fortunate enough to be joined by two of the judges from Haywards Heath Movie Makers Ron Prosser and David Fenn while third judge Rod Willerton clearly had something better to do. Hope those toenails are now nice and neat Rod! Ron and David seemed to enjoy themselves – assuming banging your head against the wall screaming “get me out of here” is a Haywards Heath way of expressing pleasure that is!

As is the case in many awards ceremony one film or filmmaker will often dominate the voting usually leading to commensurate rewards. This year it was our chairman Simon “Snapper” Earwicker who was the big winner, taking home almost every award except for Best Hair, Best Costume, Best Use Of A Pineapple and Best Film Not In The Martian Language.

So onto the results which look like this, starting with the awards as voted for by us lot at OVFM:

Kath Jones Cup (Joke film under five minutes)–Winner: ATM Wobbler by John Bunce

Vic Treen Cup (Film set to music) – Winner: Sundays Down The Lane by Basil Doody

Mike Turner Plate (Film under sixty seconds) – Winner: Stop Motion by Simon Earwicker

The 2013 Top Ten Competition – Runner Up: The Artist by Mike Shaw

Winner: The Village Mosaic by Barbara Darby

We then moved onto the Annual Competition Awards as judged by Hayward’s Heath Movie Makers.

Jubilee Shield (Film under five minutes) – Winner: Two Little Words by Lee Relph

Raasay Trophy (No special category) – Winner: Stop Motion by Simon Earwicker

Alice Howe Trophy (Documentary) – Winner: Cakes And Onions by Ann & John Epton

Reg Lancaster Trophy (Funniest Film) – Winner: The Artist by Mike Shaw

Heyfield Trophy (Sound) – Winner: Stop Motion by Simon Earwicker

Rene Morris Penguin Plate (Photography) – Winner: Memories Of Costa Rica by Barbara Darby

Vincent Pons Shield (Fiction) – Winner: Power Corrupts by David Laker

Priory Trophy (Editing) – Winner: Love And War by Simon Earwicker

Arthur Woolhead Trophy (Animation or Visual Effects) – Winner: Stop Motion by Simon Earwicker

Orpington Trophy (Best Film Runner Up): Love And War by Simon Earwicker

Ian Dunbar Cup (Best film) – Winner: Cakes And Onions by Ann & John Epton

High Commendations: Campdowne by David Laker

Killer Hand by Barbara Walker

Commendations: High Street Fun by Ann & John Epton

I’m Not A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here” by Hugh Darrington

Winners: David Laker (collected by Peggy Parmenter)/Ann & John Epton

Winners: Hugh Darrington/Ann & John Epton

And that is it for another year. Congratulations to all the nominees and the winners and we’ll be doing it all again in 2015 to see who will reap the rewards for the next twelve months of film making

Thank you and good night!

OVFM Club Meeting Tuesday March 4th 2014 – OVFM OSCARS!!

Posted on February 25, 2014November 20, 2020 by Lee Relph

“They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway”

Well they have nothing compared to the luminescence of the OVFM Oscars, especially those Yanks who are trying to steal our thunder by hosting their thrupenny bit knockoff version two days before ours!

The biggest event in the OVFM calendar arrives on March 4^th where the hard work and creativity of OVFM club members are rewarded with fetching little trinkets that have had a load of names and dates scratched into them. With bated breath (or fresh breath if you use mouth wash) many of use are on tenterhooks wondering if our names will be added to those which have already caused a huge devaluation to the resell worth of said trophies!

As ever we have many awards being contested including:

Ian Dunbar Cup

Orpington Trophy

Jubilee Shield

Vincent Pons Trophy

Mike Turner Plate

Kath Jones Cup

Peggy Parmenter Knife & Fork

We’ll also find out who has come second to Barbara “Cakes” Darby in the 2013 Top Ten competition.

This year we are thankful to Rod Willerton, Ron Prosser and David Fenn of Haywards Heath Movie Makers for kindly judging the films on our behalf and we believe Messers Prosser and Fenn might be joining on the night, so we can thank them personally (or beat them up if we don’t anything).

And of course it wouldn’t be an award ceremony without the display of high fashion and glamour so members are encouraged to expel the mothballs from their Sunday finest and dress up for the occasion, or if you are so inclined you can indulge in a bit of fancy dress. Last year long time member John Alford came dressed as an empty chair but was devastated when no-one noticed. The moral of this tale? Choose your costume wisely!

Last year’s big winner was Colin “Colin” Jones who took home seven awards although he only actually won five, followed by Mrs. “Cakes” Darby who won three. Who will be the triumphant winner(s) this year?

The only way to find out is to join us this Tuesday March 4^th at the Barnard Room, St Augustine’s Church for the 2014 OVFM Oscars!!

Hope to see you all then!

OVFM Club Meeting Tuesday October 29th 2013

Posted on October 24, 2013February 5, 2022 by Lee Relph

Just two days before you all don your scariest costumes and go disturbing your neighbours by begging for sweets in the fashion influenced by an age old American tradition (who else could create something so annoying?) in celebration of All Hallow’s Eve, there is the small matter of the next OVFM club meeting which takes in not one, not two but THREE of our long standing annual competitions – The Mike Turner Plate, The Kath Jones Cup and The Vic Treen Trophy

A quick reminder of what is expected for each one:

The Mike Turner Plate is open to films with a maximum running time of one minute (or 60 seconds for those of you watching in black and white) on any subject, style or genre. Exceed this time limit and we’ll send the lads round to have a quiet word with you!

The Vic Treen Trophy is a film set to music although we hope you’ll be a bit more creative with the timing and editing of the music to match the beats or the tempo of the soundtrack, rather than just slapping a bit of Slayer or Jay-Z over footage of your holiday in Syria.

The Kath Jones Cup requires a comedy film of no longer than five minutes that has a definitive punchline to it; in other words a short comic sketch if you will. And make it funny. if you can’t just film someone falling over – that always seems to get a laugh.

Each film shown will then be scored by the club members with their top three personal favourites (should the number of films exceed this total) ranked in order of preference in their respective categories on the night with the winners to be announced at the Oscars next year.

Please reply to this post if you will be providing a film for any or all of the competitions (you are not limited to just one, you can enter all of them if you so desire), along with the running time, picture ratio (16:9 or 4:3) and media format (DVD, Mini DV, etc) as well as which competition it applies to. This is a tremendous help in planning out the time allotment of the meeting.

Good luck to all who enter their films this year. Here’s to a potentially fun and bopping evening!!

OVFM Club Meeting Tuesday November 6th 2012

Posted on October 30, 2012October 24, 2013 by Lee Relph

November kicks off with two of OVFM’s longest running competitions taking place: The Vic Treen Trophy and the Kath Jones Cup.

A quick reminder of what is expected for each one:

The Vic Treen Trophy is a film set to music although this means being creative with the timing and editing rather than just slapping a bit of Coldplay or Tinie Tempah over footage of your trip to Chessington Zoo.

The Kath Jones Cup requires a comedy film of no longer than five minutes that has a definitive punchline to it; in other words a short comic sketch if you will.

Attending club members will score the films for both competitions on the night with the winners to be announced at the Oscars next year.

Good luck to all who enter their films this year. Here’s to a potentially fun and rocking evening!!

Competition Results 2011/12

Posted on April 10, 2012January 7, 2020 by Lee Relph

COMPETITION RESULTS 2011/2012

TOP TEN 2011

Final scores from 24 entries (Top 10 final scores in parenthesis):

“Picture Picture” by Mike Shaw 58.26 (57.64)

“Connoisseur” by Barbara Walker 54.19 (55.46)

“Why Are Icebergs Blue?” by David Laker 54.66 (55.14)

“Mystery Of The Garden Shed” by John Bunce 50.67 (54.14)

“The Miracle” by Lee Relph 51.45 (50.73)

“Engine Turning” by Barbara Darby 53.89 (50.35)

“To Italy By Gondola” by Andy Watson 50.36 (50.06)

“Chatsworth” by Sue Ward 51.78 (49.51)

“Survivors Leave” by Simon Earwicker 50.30 (49.14)

“Bells Down by Harold trill 49.02 (47.60)

“Out Of The Darkness” by Jane Oliver 48.34

“Conversation With Diana Springall” by Jim Morton Robertson 48.21

“Percy Pilcher Remembered” by Hugh Darrington 48.20

“Year Zero” by Mike Coad 47.92

“Finding Granny’s Granny” by Anna Littler 47.72

“Switzerland” by Bob Wyeth 47.39

“Teego’s Travels” by Chris Coulson 47.05

“Iguazu Falls” by Brian Pfeiffer 46.68

“Three Boys In The Blitz” by Derek Allen 44.54

“Lago di Gardo” by Alan Smith

“1759” by Mike Turner 42.78

“My Other Hobby” by Roger Wheatley 40.13

“Pearl In The Med” by John Ransley 37.82

“Floriade” by Richard Pugh 36.68

The scores for the following awards are calculated by 5 points awarded for a 1st place vote, 3 points for a second place vote and 1 point for a third place vote.

Vic Treen Cup (Best film cut to music)

“The Engine Shop” by John and Ann Epton 113

“Talk About Things” by Jane Oliver 100

“Teddy Bears’ Picnic” by David Laker 54

“Weymouth Lights Up The Night” by Simon Earwicker 35

“Wayside” by Basil Doody 17

“Wag Wag” by Bob Wyeth 8

“Humming Birds” by Brian Pfeiffer 7

Kath Jones Cup (Best joke film)

“Garden Tips” by Colin Jones 131

Senior Moments” by Derek Allen 111

“Kent Blues” by Basil Doody 98

Mike Turner Plate (Best film under 1 minute)

“Team Work” By Colin Jones 156

“Whatever The Weather” by Jane Oliver 61

“Pregnant Pause” by Charlie Caseley 60

“100 Years And One Minute” by Simon Earwicker 25

“Loking For Fairies” by Anna Littler 20

“Back To The 60’s” by Derek Allen 18

“Lest We Forget” by Derek Allen 10

OSCARS 2012

Ian Dunbar Cup for Best Film – “My Other Hobby” by Chris Coulson

Orpington Trophy for Best Film runner up – “Engine Turning” by Barbara Darby

Commended Certificates awarded to:

“Switzerland” by Bob Wyeth

“Street Party” by Barbara Darby

“Garden Tips” by Colin Jones

“1759” by Mike Turner

“Survivors Leave” by Simon Earwicker

“Mystery Of The Garden Shed” by John Bunce

“Connoisseur” by Barbara Walker

Heyfield Trophy for Best Sound – “Weymouth Lights Up The Night” by Simon Earwicker

Priory Trophy for Best Editing – “Rhythm Of Life” by Simon Earwicker

Jubilee Shield for Best Film Under Five Minutes – “Why Are Icebergs Blue?” by David Laker

Reg Lancaster Trophy for Funniest Film – “My Other Hobby” by Chris Coulson

Arthur Woolhead Trophy for Best Animation/Special Effects – “Picture Picture” by Mike Shaw

Renee Morris Penguin Plate for Best Photography – “Scenes From The Seaside” by Simon Earwicker

Alice Howe Trophy for Best Documentary – “Engine Turning” by Barbara Darby

Raasay Trophy for Best Film in No Special Category – “Moon Song” by Simon Earwicker

Kath Jones Cup for Best Joke Film Under Five Minutes – “Garden Tips” by Colin Jones

Vic Teen Trophy for Best film Set To Music – “Engine Shop” by John And Ann Epton

Mike Turner Plate for Best film Under One Minute – “Team Work” by Colin Jones

Top Ten 2011: Winner – “Picture Picture” by Mike Shaw Runner Up – “Connoisseur” by Barbara Walker